Why Women Don’t Play Football
I do enjoy a good football game, though in order to have more time to lay up treasures in heaven I catch only about two a year.
I caught most of yesterday’s SuperBowl, however, and it was a thrilling game.
The best moment came when my wife said, “Wow! That guy is 6 foot 4, 284 pounds!? That’s why no women play football; they wouldn’t want their weight broadcast on national television!”