The FREE (!) Dissertation-Writing Service that I Used

by Jul 11, 2011Humor

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There is a great dissertation-writing service online that is completely FREE!

You have to add appropriate footnotes, and it takes a while to produce a finished document of 300 pages, but with this helpful tool you, too, can get a Ph.D.

It was created for the art world originally, but it worked great for me. For my dissertation, I just did some find-and-replace work to remove art terms and put in theological ones (dadaism became the New Perspective on Paul, for example). But some terms are both artistic and theological (existentialism, inspiration), so it wasn’t as much work as you would think.

(Please ignore the second paragraph on the page. It was added after I began using this service.)

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